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stupidstagram:

a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick, so he shot people, like, that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014. we can put people on the moon, but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body. 

(via lipsticknymph)

cosbyykidd:

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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SIKE

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(via mustardxsound)

arseniccupcakes:

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

good luck with all that shit dude XD

Teacher:Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher:It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up:Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]